JUST WHO IS WATCHING THE WATCHMEN?  
                  Written by Matthew Pejkovic  | 
               
             
              
              This  past weekend I attended a showing of Watchmen, the latest comic book to  be adapted to the big screen. It was the second time I viewed the film, and it still  remained as uncompromising, engrossing and visually absorbing as the first time  round. A big problem I had, though, was not so much with what was on the  screen, but as to who it was that shared the cinema with me: kids. 
              And  by kids, I don’t mean adolescence taking advantage of a lax rating in order to  get their weekly fix of sex and violence. I mean kids: 12, 10, 8 years of age. There  were even few I spotted who could be no more than 5 years old! 
              Which  brings me to the point: exactly what was the thought process of the parents of  these children, who thought that the MA rated Watchmen would be suitable  weekend fodder for their kids to consume? 
              Perhaps  the notion of a superhero movie appealed as an antidote to shut up little  Johnny for a couple of hours; maybe they wanted to watch the film, couldn’t  find a sitter, and thought “hell with it”. 
              Whatever  the case, it proved to be a clear demonstration of moronic and lazy parenting,  and an example of Australia’s poor ratings system. 
              Watchmen is rated MA15+, not exactly an inviting  proposition for kid friendly entertainment. But even the rating itself was too  lenient, especially for a film with this much gratuitous violence –which  includes an attempted rape, multiple strikes into a man’s skull with a meat  clever, and another man’s arms cut in half by a power saw - and strong sexuality.  Hell, one of the films main protagonists walks around with his schlong out for  show! 
              
              According  to Australia’s governing ratings board, the Office of Film and Literature Classification, kids under 15 years of age can watch  Carla Gugino get the shit kicked out of her by an attempted rapist, while  munching on popcorn alongside mum and dad. As long as parents are by their kid’s  side, all is fair. 
              This  is total BS. How can the OFLC justify such a compromise while trying  to stand their ground as an embodiment of authority to be respected and adhered  to?  
              While  our ratings system might never be fixed, parental responsibility is another  thing entirely. So to all parents out there who have toyed with the idea of  taking their kids to see Watchmen, I appeal to you: please  think beforehand. Take a bit of time, read a few reviews, research what type of  content you might subject your kids to. The characters may seem enticing, and I  am sure your kids loved Iron Man. But perhaps it is best we  leave this comic book film for us adults.    
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